Welcome, welcome, doll.
I've designed this questionnaire to enable Myself to slither just a bit more deeply into the darkest, stickiest corners of your psyche, and lay bare your most deeply guarded vulnerabilities. Think of your mind as a succulent feast for Me... and I just
can't wait to dig in.
Salivate over the various "menu" items below, and proceed through the guided questionnaire, checking the boxes and filling in the fields as applicable to your particular interests. You may be quite surprised by the things that end up "tugging on your loinstrings," so to speak. ;)
Those of a more vanilla inclination need not be intimidated - we don't do Kink Olympics™ here, and all flavors are valid and welcome!