About Princess Consuela Banana Hammock (mila_)
mila_'s real name is Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.
She has 299,484 followers.
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock is from 5 miles away and she speaks Nonsense.
mila_ is interested in men.
Her body type is yes, they are real.
Lastly, when asked about body decorations, mila_ answered A heavy brain.
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I used to live in a beautiful turn of the century apartment, 4 mt high ceilings, marble fireplaces, the works. The kitchen, however, was another story. The landlord had turned the apartment into an office at some point before I moved in so he turned the kitchen into a corner office and the hallway into a kitchen, all you ever need is a microwave if you are 9-5ing so why keep all that extra space? For me though it was like cooking inside a closet: no windows, horrible overhead light, narrow as some minds, in short: I couldn't fit all of my humanity and a camera in a tripod and a computer and have room to breathe. But alas, I have moved, into a spacious 4 story detached house. Where the elevator is tiny but the kitchen is huge and this is where I have decided I would like to host my own cooking show.
WHEN? Some weekend in February. Put your email in my box in the link below if you want to get notified a day before I do it and if you want to get the recipe
WHAT? There will be no cutesy cookie cutting moments in my kitchen. I don't do Victoria Sponges and I dont fold tortellini. We will be roasting a whole ass chicken because it's delicious and we are metal.
WHO? The Marmy in full. Estar allí o ser cuadrados.
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FEBRUARY FAN CUB MEMBERS
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FEBRUARY GOLD CROWN COUNT: 4
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FEBRUARY HIGHEST TIP: unbearableone @ 2102tk
HIGHEST TIP OF 2021: unbearableone @ 2102tk
Hi, my name is Mila. I am a straight shooter with a heart of gold who is sometimes way too human on the internet.
Call me a digital luddite but I have NO social media. No twatter, no faceborg, no instacrap,and no fapchat. I am on a strict Social Media diet. There is no space for actual conversations or meaning there and it makes me a worse person. This is why I only communicate with people via email now, I find it refreshing. If you want to put your email in my box go here.
Here are a couple links of interest
My secret room. The password is "SJHFAF"
My current favorite CB room :) click often, it changes constantly
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