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About The Village Politicians by John Krimmel (limpsausage)
limpsausage's real name is The Village Politicians by John Krimmel.
She has 811 followers.
The Village Politicians by John Krimmel is from canada and she speaks english.
The Village Politicians by John Krimmel is 42 years old, she was born on .
limpsausage is interested in women, men, couples and trans.
When asked about smoking and drinking, she replied former alcoholic (clean now), vape.
Her body type is he/him or they/them - skinny (ish) - 151 pounds.
Lastly, when asked about body decorations, limpsausage answered some tattoos, no piercings.
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i'm back bitches ♠ freshly showered ♠ - Goal: cumshow - #faceless #noface
Bio
Bored and broke queer just trying to make ends meet.Currently live with blood relatives, who are relatively close-minded (though not about my gender or sexual identity, happily {he/him or they/them pronouns)). So in order to avoid conversations I would rather not have, I'm currently being relatively quiet. To further clarify, I do have a microphone (in a headset) I just don't use it unless I need to.I don't have notifications for user entry/exit on except for fan club members or moderators. For the first week or two of broadcasting here I had it set so I could see everybody come in and leave, but that very quickly started to drive me nuts. I occasionally check the userlist, but honestly, if you don't say anything in chat, i won't know you're here.The mask stays on (privacy reasons).No insertions/penetration (health reasons).Requests must be accompanied by a tip.I will only do things I'm comfortable with doing. No exceptions. Respect my boundaries.I don't have a set schedule, because I don't even have a set sleep schedule, but generally speaking, I broadcast every day except Wednesday for around three to six hours. And even this very vague 'schedule' isn't set in stone lol. Your best bet of knowing when I broadcast is clicking the cbhours trophy. The website it sends you to includes a heatmap of what times I've been broadcasting lately.I'm fetish-friendly. Just because it's not in the tip menu, doesn't mean it's something I wouldn't do. It might be something I wouldn't do (for example, mommy or daddy kinks make me uncomfortable, so they're off-limits, sorry (you can still call me daddy if you want, though)). It might be something I'm unable to do (for example, anything that requires toys or ... "accessories". My setup is, out of necessity, very make-shift atm). But we won't know unless you ask. I will not kink-shame you.Since it's getting asked a lot, I'm 174 cm tall (barefoot), and my shoe size - which varies by brand - is between 10.5 and 11.5. I do not know the length of my penis, and I have no intent of measuring it. I'm as big or small as you think I am, but I am circumsized.. Nothing's wrong with my leg. The brace/bandage is just covering a tattoo I no longer care for. Braces on knees and wrists, when present, are because I'm prone to RSIs.@limpsausage on twitter is not me. @cb_limp is. I don't know how much I'll be posting there as I'm not huge on the birdsite, and I only set up the account because of a missed stream day, but since I generally prefer to keep CB separated from the rest of my life, there's not likely going to be great insights into my life or jokes. Probably just updates on when I'm live, and new videos and such. But I'll say it again: @limpsausage on twitter is not me. @cb_limp is/ V v V v V v V v V v V v V v V v V v V v VWish List
Bored and broke queer just trying to make ends meet.Currently live with blood relatives, who are relatively close-minded (though not about my gender or sexual identity, happily {he/him or they/them pronouns)). So in order to avoid conversations I would rather not have, I'm currently being relatively quiet. To further clarify, I do have a microphone (in a headset) I just don't use it unless I need to.I don't have notifications for user entry/exit on except for fan club members or moderators. For the first week or two of broadcasting here I had it set so I could see everybody come in and leave, but that very quickly started to drive me nuts. I occasionally check the userlist, but honestly, if you don't say anything in chat, i won't know you're here.The mask stays on (privacy reasons).No insertions/penetration (health reasons).Requests must be accompanied by a tip.I will only do things I'm comfortable with doing. No exceptions. Respect my boundaries.I don't have a set schedule, because I don't even have a set sleep schedule, but generally speaking, I broadcast every day except Wednesday for around three to six hours. And even this very vague 'schedule' isn't set in stone lol. Your best bet of knowing when I broadcast is clicking the cbhours trophy. The website it sends you to includes a heatmap of what times I've been broadcasting lately.I'm fetish-friendly. Just because it's not in the tip menu, doesn't mean it's something I wouldn't do. It might be something I wouldn't do (for example, mommy or daddy kinks make me uncomfortable, so they're off-limits, sorry (you can still call me daddy if you want, though)). It might be something I'm unable to do (for example, anything that requires toys or ... "accessories". My setup is, out of necessity, very make-shift atm). But we won't know unless you ask. I will not kink-shame you.Since it's getting asked a lot, I'm 174 cm tall (barefoot), and my shoe size - which varies by brand - is between 10.5 and 11.5. I do not know the length of my penis, and I have no intent of measuring it. I'm as big or small as you think I am, but I am circumsized.. Nothing's wrong with my leg. The brace/bandage is just covering a tattoo I no longer care for. Braces on knees and wrists, when present, are because I'm prone to RSIs.@limpsausage on twitter is not me. @cb_limp is. I don't know how much I'll be posting there as I'm not huge on the birdsite, and I only set up the account because of a missed stream day, but since I generally prefer to keep CB separated from the rest of my life, there's not likely going to be great insights into my life or jokes. Probably just updates on when I'm live, and new videos and such. But I'll say it again: @limpsausage on twitter is not me. @cb_limp is/ V v V v V v V v V v V v V v V v V v V v VWhen limpsausage is usually online
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