the_snowmachine - Live Sex Cam

Welcome to the crappy planet where I'm a folk hero!

Let me cover some basic information that I am often asked in open chat.

I'm married. My wife does know I'm here, and she is most likely next to me in bed. That's probably her hand or hair or mouth. If you're a sexy beautiful woman we'd probably be interested in hearing from you. If your local and interested, even more so.

I'm straight. This means that penises, in all their wonderful variation, do not sexually excite me or otherwise interest me. You know, except my own. I'm rather fond of that one.

I'm not here to perform for you, I am here for my own enjoyment and amusement. Some requests may be honored, some will not. Excessive requests will be silenced, offensive requests will be banned. So please do not shout at the monkey to dance. Do you know what else turns me off like a light switch? Running commentary. I don't need you to describe what my cam looks like to me. Rarely does something happen in frame that I don't know about before you do.

I am curious about meeting and playing with a woman on cam. Let me know if you're interested.

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Thanks for stopping by, TSM